The Nations You Never Heard Of! (I had, some)
There was a giant statue of The Mighty Og? --Lost in a windstorm, Sick Transit Glorioski Monday ("The bus is in the shop but the work week is starting with great weather").
Who thought this was a good name? No. Just no.
Robert Green Ingersoll, snarking with class: "Nations with a good soil can get along with an exceedingly poor religion...." ("...Reply To His Critics In The N. Y. 'Evening Telegram'," pg. 9, 1892)
Also, one man's plans for the prevention of uninvited aeronauts. Huzzah, says I, huzzah!