In what reads like a 21st-Century epilog to The Specialist, Indianapolis Fire Department rescue divers braved the Central Canal early this morning to rescue...a Port-O-Let. The convenience was standing in about five feet of water, near NCAA Headquarters* and was initially reported to be occupied. If it was, the hapless victim had fled by the time help arrived.
(And for those who keep track, it turns out a descendant of the original Specialist has, in fact, "specialized" in keeping his works in print. Now that's a legacy!)
* Write your own punchline. Include a short list of officials most in need of being punched.
STANCOR 10P TRANSMITTER: UPDATE 12
12 hours ago