Y'go to a podiatrist, he'll diagnose ingrown toenails. Go to the proctologist and it's hemorrhoids.
Doc in the box, she takes a look and a listen and examines your phlegm and pronounces, "Acute Bronchitis. Looks bacterial."
I've got the Z-pack. Take the azithromyacin for 48 hours and if no improvement, come back. I'll be doing that.
...Hey, did I mention I had a couple of projects hanging fire at work, one very expensive and the other pretty visible? And a week vacation already scheduled, starting Monday.
Current plan, if I feel any better tomorrow, is sneak in and get the visible one finished and disavow all knowledge if asked. The expensive one, I dunno; schedule determined by others.
Really (rillyrilly) hoping I do feel better tomorrow, it's the Indy Hamfest. But at this point, I'm not expecting it.
Back to bed, I have more hacking and coughing to do, and aching and grabbing fitful sleep. Nothing serious could be this annoying!
Update
3 days ago
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Clams. Listen. They are preparing.
There were only three people aware of The Clam Menace. How could you have--
AAaaaaaaaagh! Frikkin' clams! They're everywhere!
(Confused bystanders, see The Agitator for a...disturbing...video. In my fevered state, I have been muttering dire things about clams for three days.)
I hope the meds make a difference!
Everywhere? Well have you checked your salt shaker?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmwnworT5W0
Hope that helps and hope you feel better.
Earlier to night, I had to call a friend and ensure his brother took him to the hospital. Septic shock, nasty stuff.
I hope you feel better soon. And I hope they appreciate you at the office.
*makes you ---clam chowder--- chicken soup*
Hope you feel better soonest, friend. :)
I do hope you are feeling better by this am, Roberta.
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