It's four below out there. Four below.
It's worse out in the hinterlands -- Kokomo is in the negative teens. I shan't be surprised if they abandon it, leaving "BRRATOAN" carved into a tree near the center of town. Homeless shelters in towns in the wooded, hilly regions of southern Indiana report a small but steady influx of "unusually tall and hairy men," with "extremely large, furry feet and no shoes," who speak only in monosyllables, smell dreadful and are very shy.
YMMV. Me, I am somewhat less happy than a body-shop owner in Atlanta, Georgia watching an ice storm -- which is what they're getting while we're getting the Big Freeze.
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