Not the disease so much as the hype and hysteria; we have already got:
1. Guy with ebola
2. Who decided not to seek treatment (until it looked like he was gonna die)
3. And who lives with family in a smallish apartment
4. In a major U. S. city.
You know what this needs to be complete? For him to be a Muslim. Applied paranoia (as opposed to the merely keyboard variety) in three...two...one....
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