In fact, it says "Engineering Technician." It does not say "Witch." When you call me with a minor problem in something I'm not all that familiar with, five minutes before it absolutely, positively needs to be running -- and it's able to do so as-is -- it's probably not going to be changed to suit your desires.
Maybe next time, you'll check it well ahead of need? Probably not.
The list of co-workers I'd willingly go mountain-climbing with keeps getting shorter. "Oh, damn, all these carabiners are no good. And wow, that rope sure is frayed...." Harrumph.
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