No, sign, the runaway children are not under the transformer!
Nu-unh, not that one either.
Had to wait for this big iron to cross the road last week. Very slowly. Which I found reassuring.
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3 days ago
The further and continuing adventures of the girl who sat in the back of your homeroom, reading and daydreaming.
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I dunno if you're a fan of Ogden Nash, but he once did a poem about the old-style crossing sign. I don't remember the whole thing, but it included:
Cross
CHILDREN
Walk
Cheerful
CHILDREN
Ride
Positively electrifying!
I saw a pair of those transformers atop a railroad flatcar, all chained down and liberally festooned with stickers saying "DO NOT HUMP".
My first reaction was "Well, I should say not! At least buy it dinner first!" but I knew I was missing the point.
Turns out "humping" is giving freight cars in railyards a shove with a donkey engine and letting them smack into the next car in line.
Years ago, at the railroad siding that's near Purdue University, two tank cars sat for a long time, with a boxcar linked after them. One tank car was stenciled, "Do Not Hump." The other was marked, "ABSOLUTELY Do Not Hump." After a month or so, some wag neatly graffitied the boxcar, "DON"T EVEN THINK ABOUT HUMPING!"
Oh, engineering humor.
What surprises me is the decided *lack* of flex in that low-boy. I'd think that big ol' transformer would have the middle sagged nigh down to the ground...
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