Friday, May 29, 2015

When Spokesmodels Go Bad

     "Andy Smith, and all the staff here at Andy Smith ToyoChev, has learned to fear and obey me.  Foolish mortals, the new 2016s are here and you will buy one today!  Or you'll be hunted down like the dogs you are.  Buy now and you won't have to pay an extra twenty percent for being dilatory!  Hahahahahaha!"

     Less pickles and ice cream before nodding off with the TV running, do you think, or more so I'll dream more abstractly?

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