First they give us PSH-er par excellence Paul Helmke and now, this: Fear of turnip. Maybe there's something in the water?
Meanwhile, Texans are, at least, a little better at knowing what they've found, if not so wise in choosing where to take it: Here, desk sergeant, please accept this token of my esteem.
Conclusion: let's try to stay with horseshoes for the rest of the year, okay?
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