Dear Neighbor:I dunno. At least they're not selling AlienWay fanchises.
Do not throw this message away. Make copies IMMEDIATELY and send them to at least twelve nearby stars and good things will come to you.
A planet orbiting V606 Aquilae received a copy of this message 1,751 of your years ago and the inhabitants LAUGHED at it. V606 Aquilae went NOVA shortly afterwards and all life on that planet was destroyed.
The natives of a moon circling a planet in the Beta Centuari system decoded a copy of this message and promptly sent it to fourteen other solar systems. They have enjoyed PEACE and PROSPERITY ever since.
You don't want to experience the terrible thing that happened to the Aquilans. Send your copies out immediately.
Your concerned neighbors
T. R. MCELROY'S STREAMLINED TELEGRAPH KEYS
2 months ago