Don't hurry back. It's resigned Public Safety Director Frank Straub's last day in office, after months and months of lameducking of the sort you or I would never get -- nor feel right about accepting were it offered -- if we quit our jobs.
Congratulations, sir: from start to finish, from the initial costly office redecoration to a plush "gummit parachute" on the way out, you have revealed (some of) the problems with IMPD. Usually inadvertently.
(Hat tip to alert reader -- um, you know who you are -- who caught this in the void-with-ads where we used to have a newspaper.)
T. R. MCELROY'S STREAMLINED TELEGRAPH KEYS
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