The Earworm Turneth

"It's about that secret base,
 Secret base -- no Martians!"

     (Et interminably cetera.)

Here we go:

Because it’s all about that Secret Base.

Secret Base, no Martians

It’s  all ‘bout that Base, Secret Base, no Martians

It’s  all ‘bout that Base, Secret Base, flyin’ saucers

It’s  Secret  Base, Secret Base.

Yeah we got it then, during World War Two

We made them better, better just like we wanted to

 See, we got that zoom, zoom all the pilots want

Just the right ride in case  you are gonna  confront

I see the spies working  pro-propaganda

We know that pic ain’t real

Y’all drop that agenda

If you got science science just raise ‘em up.

‘Cos the technology ain't perfect

And our research sure won’t stop.

See, our Congress they told us don’t worry about the price

They say the Air Force wants a silent  spaceship in which to fight.

It sure no fake-U-FO photo, Photoshopped up shiny-bright

So if that’s what you’re thinking

Then you best just move along

Because it’s all about that Secret Base.

Secret Base, no Martians

It’s  all ‘bout that Base, Secret Base, no Martians

It’s  all ‘bout that Base, Secret Base, flyin’ saucers

It’s  Secret  Base, Secret Base.

I’m flyin’ a saucer back

Go ahead and tell them scoffers No

Hey, I’m not playing, I know they think they’re tough

But I’m not believing that.

No matter what they try to do, they won’t be tough enough

See, our Congress they told us don’t worry about the price

They say the Air Force wants a silent  spaceship in which to fight.

It sure no fake-U-FO photo, Photoshopped up shiny-bright

So if that’s what you’re thinking

Then you best just move along

Because it’s all about that Secret Base.

Secret Base, no Martians

It’s  all ‘bout that Base, Secret Base, no Martians

It’s  all ‘bout that Base, Secret Base, flyin’ saucers

It’s  Secret  Base, Secret Base.

Because it’s all about that Secret Base.

Secret Base, flyin’ saucers.