"Any Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti or closely related species presenting itself to any government agency, shall, upon declared intent to seek gainful employment, be granted vouchers for A) depilation, B) orthotics (if needed) and appropriate footwear and C) (if needed) corrective lenses."
That'll get 'em outta the forest. Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure the last traffic officer I met was a Yeti-American.
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4 years ago
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Sure he wasn't a wookie?
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Ok, your cute and you can joke about Bigfoot! Your in! Come visit the www.bigfootlunchclub.com and learn the secret handshake!
Mark, he wasn't standing in the snow, so how could she make a positive ID? And is there really a difference between wookies and sasquatches?
Is there really a difference between wookies and sasquatches? There most certainly is! Holy cow, have you heard the way they talk about one another? (And everyone trash-talks the Yetis, seem to think they should have done more to help Tibet. I dunno).
BTW, Epic, I visited but I still haven't learnt the handshake.
Free Tibet With Purchase Of Any Tibet Of Equal Or Greater Value...
(WV: "drico". What the name tape on Johnny's cousin Dave's fatigues reads.)
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