Friday, March 27, 2009

By The Way...?

There is no Moon. We've been had!

14 comments:

Shermlock Shomes said...

The same goes for Idaho!

Joseph said...

Shermlock....

By extrapolation, one could infer that there is also no America, no Canada, no China....

Meaning that the world, since it has no countries, is ripe for colonization!!! Get your imperialist jackboots on and get out there!!!

"Shermlock State", "Bobbi Land", "Tamera Territory"...the mind boggles!

Joanna said...

It's like how I can prove you're not here. Are you in San Francisco? No. Are you in Chicago? No. Are you in New York City? No. Then you must be someplace else, right? And if you're someplace else, then you can't be here! It's just logic!

(And to Joseph, re: the boots: I take a 7 1/2.)

Anonymous said...

Joseph, kindly refer to the Current Occupant's remarks today, regarding the supposed Government of Pockeestahn.

You just can't write the jokes fast enough to stay ahead of these people.

Joseph said...

Joanna,

I once lived outside Chicago...Now I live in South Texas. But...how do I prove I am here??? And how can you prove you have a 7 1/2 boot?

Anonymous,
I like hearing the idea that giving Pakistan more money will help stop the terrorists, rather than Predator strikes. I don't know, a Hellfire missile has a tendency to stop terrorists in they're tracks.
Yup, you can't write the jokes fast enough...

Joseph said...

Oh, and have to give Joanna her own territory, also...maybe "Joanna's Junction"...could be a city-state...

Turk Turon said...

No moon? Well, at least we still have The Mushroom Planet.

Joanna said...

I would call it Fromagia, and our main export would be cheese. Cheese and fear.

Roberta X said...

Joanna, would that include the fear of cheese? 'Cos that would be kewl. Kinda weird, but kewl.

Turk, you mean this planet?

Joseph said...

Joanna,

Hmmm...I like your idea. "Accept this wheel of Gouda as your symbol of submission, and bend your knee to Fromagia!! Otherwise, to the fondue pot of death!!"

Somehow, I see a Monty Python sketch here...

Turk Turon said...

Roberta: Yup! That's the one. Its orbit keeps it above the earth's daytime side, so we never see it. How's that for "intelligent design"?

Joanna said...

I suppose I could institute a Pax Romano.

Ba dum ching

Anonymous said...

Joanna: Terroirist.

BobG said...

I haven't heard of the Mushroom Planet in a long time; I remember reading that back in the late fifties when I first started kindergarten. I seem to remember there were two in the series.