Tuesday, November 08, 2016

As You Go A-Voting

     Remember to vote just the once, if indeed you vote at all.  Edgar Allen Poe may have died of over-voting and a careful search through the tinfoil-hat sites of Left and Right will likely unearth at least one suspiciously-vague tale of modern fraudulent voters being led to slaughter and dumped in an anonymous ditch once their usefulness has passed.  Don't be like them:* vote no more than once and be on the qui vive when you do!
* This also includes not being the flamboyantly imaginary product of a disordered mind.  Avoid that; it can't possibly be nice.


Fuzzy Curmudgeon said...

I'll be washing my hands, after.

fillyjonk said...

And here I thought they had concluded poor ol' Poe died of rabies....