Conversation In The Washroom

     So there I am at work, washing my hands, when one of my friends -- I'll just call her "D," since that's not any of her initials -- steps up to the next sink over and remarks, "This election's getting close, isn't it!"

     I roll my eyes, "Ohgawd, we're really doing this next Tuesday, aren't we?"

     She laughs, "No, I mean it's neck and neck.   ...But I see your point."

     I laugh too.  "And yours.  Either way, a lot of people aren't gonna be happy."

     Wednesday, look for monumental hangovers.  At best.