"As the HAL 900 computer might have said, 'There is some bacon for you.'"
"There's a range of mountains in Albania called the Accursed Mountains."
[Medium-sized pause] "And that explains what's wrong with Albania? They're named after George Accursed. It's a common family name out there. The place hasn't been right since they ran out King Zog."
"What? He was the only king Albania ever had, and he only reigned for eleven years!"
"You know, that's what I like about our household. How many people can mention King Zog without having to explain?"
BUILDING A 1:1 BALUN
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