It's like how I can prove you're not here. Are you in San Francisco? No. Are you in Chicago? No. Are you in New York City? No. Then you must be someplace else, right? And if you're someplace else, then you can't be here! It's just logic!
I once lived outside Chicago...Now I live in South Texas. But...how do I prove I am here??? And how can you prove you have a 7 1/2 boot?
Anonymous, I like hearing the idea that giving Pakistan more money will help stop the terrorists, rather than Predator strikes. I don't know, a Hellfire missile has a tendency to stop terrorists in they're tracks. Yup, you can't write the jokes fast enough...
Hmmm...I like your idea. "Accept this wheel of Gouda as your symbol of submission, and bend your knee to Fromagia!! Otherwise, to the fondue pot of death!!"
I haven't heard of the Mushroom Planet in a long time; I remember reading that back in the late fifties when I first started kindergarten. I seem to remember there were two in the series.
(c) 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013. All rights reserved.
Ego vadum perussi vestri prandium
"I saw to what extent the people among whom I lived could be trusted as good neighbors and friends; that their friendship was for summer weather only; that they did not greatly propose to do right; that they were a distinct race from me by their prejudices and superstitions."
"Your lack of compassion and humanity is stunning." --Some Canadian dude
"I think my brain just core dumped. What were we just talking about?" --A travelling Texan
"Die quietly you ignorant hoosier." --A Sad-Sack Moonbat
"Memetic whiplash has rarely been so much fun." --A Really Kewl Guy
"I liked the variety of content you have shred with the readers..." --A Spastic Spammer
e-mail?
roberta (daht) x (at) sbcglobal (daht) net If you can't dope that out, you wouldn't have been able to puzzle out my reply anyway!
Please be advised mail to this address gets read about monthly.
I Do Not Allow Guest Posts. Ever. Nor will I put your links in my posts. Sending me e-mail requesting either -- and most other blog-marketing "services" -- will result in it being publicly mocked in a way that will not help your traffic.
Sitemeter, Sitemeter, Sitemeter
Technorati Sporadically Tracks Links Again.
Seriously, what's up with those people? I'm worried about 'em.
14 comments:
The same goes for Idaho!
Shermlock....
By extrapolation, one could infer that there is also no America, no Canada, no China....
Meaning that the world, since it has no countries, is ripe for colonization!!! Get your imperialist jackboots on and get out there!!!
"Shermlock State", "Bobbi Land", "Tamera Territory"...the mind boggles!
It's like how I can prove you're not here. Are you in San Francisco? No. Are you in Chicago? No. Are you in New York City? No. Then you must be someplace else, right? And if you're someplace else, then you can't be here! It's just logic!
(And to Joseph, re: the boots: I take a 7 1/2.)
Joseph, kindly refer to the Current Occupant's remarks today, regarding the supposed Government of Pockeestahn.
You just can't write the jokes fast enough to stay ahead of these people.
Joanna,
I once lived outside Chicago...Now I live in South Texas. But...how do I prove I am here??? And how can you prove you have a 7 1/2 boot?
Anonymous,
I like hearing the idea that giving Pakistan more money will help stop the terrorists, rather than Predator strikes. I don't know, a Hellfire missile has a tendency to stop terrorists in they're tracks.
Yup, you can't write the jokes fast enough...
Oh, and have to give Joanna her own territory, also...maybe "Joanna's Junction"...could be a city-state...
No moon? Well, at least we still have The Mushroom Planet.
I would call it Fromagia, and our main export would be cheese. Cheese and fear.
Joanna, would that include the fear of cheese? 'Cos that would be kewl. Kinda weird, but kewl.
Turk, you mean this planet?
Joanna,
Hmmm...I like your idea. "Accept this wheel of Gouda as your symbol of submission, and bend your knee to Fromagia!! Otherwise, to the fondue pot of death!!"
Somehow, I see a Monty Python sketch here...
Roberta: Yup! That's the one. Its orbit keeps it above the earth's daytime side, so we never see it. How's that for "intelligent design"?
I suppose I could institute a Pax Romano.
Ba dum ching
Joanna: Terroirist.
I haven't heard of the Mushroom Planet in a long time; I remember reading that back in the late fifties when I first started kindergarten. I seem to remember there were two in the series.
Post a Comment