Hap-pee New Year! Hooray! A fresh, brand-new year! I'm a-opening it up and a-divin' in...!
...Hey! Waiddaminnit... This year's already been opened. Dog-gone it, it's probably done gone flat. Who did this?
(Indistinct words from Tam, offstage)
Tam: You did! You came home last night half in the bag and opened up the New Year! Right at midnight!
I guess that's how it works, innit?
Okay, then. Happy 12-hour-old year!!!
T. R. MCELROY'S STREAMLINED TELEGRAPH KEYS
11 months ago