The TV set in the next room just came on, with a weatherperson chirpily claiming, "...We do expect the heaviest snow to be arriving between three and midnight this afternoon."
I don't know about you but in my world, snow in wintertime is to be expected; on the other hand, midnight falling in the afternoon? Now that's disturbing!
Gore-bal warmening: now it's destroying the orderly progression of time. Eeeeee.
(In other news: the teevee has just found out the NRA convention is coming to town. They are, as you can imagine, shocked to learn the city-run Convention Center is happy to have 'em. Biggest convention of 2014!)
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