I hope you're happy: they've pulled the plug -- well, the diesel fuel line -- on HAARP. No more tornadoes, no more tsunamis, no more earthquakes, droughts, super-wet weather, nuclear-plant hiccups or alien landings: it's all spinning down to a dull, dreadful, sharknadoless calm. Yep, ring in the Millennium!
Oh, and why are we going to be HAARPless? Because the big gensets that run the thing don't run clean enough to meet the latest EPA standards and they didn't budget for upgrades. Uncle Sam's own enforcers shut his own experiment down.
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