I'm sittin' in here, just minding my own business, eating breakfast, when Tam walks in with her plate, gives me a narrow look and growls, "Racist!"
Roberta X: "Wha--?"
Tam: "Just wanted to make sure you got your fair share. I already got mine this morning, starting with the Attorney General."
T. R. MCELROY'S STREAMLINED TELEGRAPH KEYS
9 months ago