Saturday, February 06, 2010

Dear Representative Witling

Received a glossy self-promotional flyer from my Fed'ral un-Representative Friday. Hey, he did ask.

17 comments:

The Duck said...

I've done that!

Unknown.Rodent said...

I followed Tam's link. Saw this.....

Shot Mountain Dew out my nose.

Thanks for the laugh.

A Horse Thief said...

I laughed until I cried. I'm still imagining some staffer opening that up, laughing, and taking it home to hang on their fridge so that they can make it through another day.

Stranger said...

Terse and to the point.

Not that the elected Abderite, or impos animi if you prefer, is capable of comprehending the point, but that is beside the point.

It is regrettable the really appropriate term for members of Congress has been coopted by Rahm Emanuel, and is therefore proscribed to those of a less extreme bent.

Stranger

Old Grouch said...

I didn't get one... now I feel all left out!

(Probably can't figure out that I'm in his district.)


TW- "canes"
Suitable devices for whoppin' of congress-critters.

Stephen said...

Succinct is good.

Nathan said...

Trenchant, that.

Sarah said...

Too wordy - your critter won't be able to get all the way through without getting a headache. :)

Old NFO said...

Well Done!!!! :-)

crankylitprof said...

I'd have gone with more multi-syllable profanity.

Tam said...

I laughed until I nearly peed myself when I first saw that postcard sitting on the kitchen counter.

Nearly a week later, I laugh 'til I nearly pee myself every time I see that picture...

freemadd said...

YESSS!
Thanks!!

But just calling my State Rep an idiot does not quite cover it....

Hmmmm

Overeducated Twit said...

I've done similar with party mailings and surveys. Yours is more concise though :).

Jerry in Indiana said...

Perfect.

Bob in Tampa said...

I have done that! I also take perverse pleasure in mailing back (without filling out) all the little postage paid cards that fall out of my magazines.

Happy Vegemite said...

I found my way here via Cranky Prof's link.

Excellent! I will definitely be doing this should the opportunity arise.

Anonymous said...

I have a pile of business envelope sized pieces of 10 ga. Steel plate from an abandoned project. One of those and all the bits of paper that came with it goes into the postage paid envelope from the morons at the RNC. I'll bet that costs a few cents considering I'm in Seattle and the RNC offices are in deecee.

Gerry N.