Thursday, April 01, 2010

Tuneup

Tune-up: That's when the mechanic sets your engine to rights with two sharp whacks from a small non-marring hammer: Nup! Nup! Two nup. Simple!

Update: Tam points out that prior to a two-nup (or a three-nup, for more severe cases), it's probably wise to sign a pre-nup agreement.

7 comments:

Alan said...

Gigglesnort.

Anonymous said...

See how my monitor escapes a drippy coffee-coloured fate, again.

Jim

og said...

Not for nothng is the best dead blow hammer on earth made by NUPaflex

Stretch said...

Percussive maintenance at its finest.

Drang said...

Technical Taps.

WV: flavoil. I like sesame, myself, but Mrs. Drang favors hazelnut.

Roberta X said...

Tam points out that prior to a two-nup (or a three-nup, for more severe cases), it's probably wise to sign a pre-nup agreement.

Anonymous said...

Good thing Tam got to it first, it'd be a shame if I had to one-up such a person as she.

Jim

PS - you knew it was coming.