Tuesday, April 29, 2008

You Go Grrl!

Barbie dolls are destroying Iran! Hoorray! Hurrah! Man, that'll pull our irons outta the fire.

...Just wait'll we start settin' up underground pork barbeque joints! An' American football games, too.

4 comments:

BobG said...

Now if there were blow up goat dolls, there would probably be a market there for them...

Turk Turon said...

Any word on Ken? How's that blond beard goin' down with the sharia?

Anonymous said...

Do they come with suicide vests that fit under their burkas?

Mark said...

Ohhhhkay.... so gas prices rise, purchasing power in Iran goes up, Iranian people import scads of American toys, and the Authorities are Unhappy.

Fine. Let's get fusion working. When the only export of the region is eggtimers and ingredients for concrete, then everyone will be happy.