Barbie dolls are destroying Iran! Hoorray! Hurrah! Man, that'll pull our irons outta the fire.
...Just wait'll we start settin' up underground pork barbeque joints! An' American football games, too.
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3 days ago
The further and continuing adventures of the girl who sat in the back of your homeroom, reading and daydreaming.
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Now if there were blow up goat dolls, there would probably be a market there for them...
Any word on Ken? How's that blond beard goin' down with the sharia?
Do they come with suicide vests that fit under their burkas?
Ohhhhkay.... so gas prices rise, purchasing power in Iran goes up, Iranian people import scads of American toys, and the Authorities are Unhappy.
Fine. Let's get fusion working. When the only export of the region is eggtimers and ingredients for concrete, then everyone will be happy.
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