Monday, March 17, 2014

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370: My Theory

     My theory is that all the "experts," real and self-appointed, all the pontificating pundits both professional and amateur, should shaddup.

     You don't know.  I don't know.   Somebody might know, but they're not talking.  We might find out some day.  We might not.

     There's a plane missing.  Just shaddup.  Shaddup and avoid potted pork products from the Far East.  Keep talking about it and some other nitwits will want to get some of that high-intensity attention; they'll go and nab themselves a passenger plane, too, and air travel will get even more screwed up.

6 comments:

John Peddie (Toronto) said...

And of course, then our airport protectors would have a new threat to protect us from...how much longer will it now take to get through security?

Anonymous said...

The best theory I've heard so far is that it's an ABC publicity stunt to promote the sequel to "Lost."

Bruce Edwards said...

The mothership beamed them up after the Bermuda Triangle moved to the Java Sea, it was part of the Great Tea Party conspiracy...

Fuzzy Curmudgeon said...

First thing I thought of was John Varley's Millenium. (The book, not the cr*p movie.) Except they took the whole plane this time :)

batchainpuller said...

All will soon be revealed. Sit back and do whatever you were doing before this happened.
@Fuzzy...me too

Bomber Leather Jackets said...

The security process will grow to half a day of checking before you can get on your flight.