Tuesday, September 09, 2014

My Campaign Poster

     Shepard who?

     I promise to run on a strong platform of "Nope."  ...That  is, unless I start early, and say "Nope!" to the nomination as well.  Decisons, decisions....

19 comments:

D.W. Drang said...

A lot to be said for an elected official whose official policy is "Nope!"
We need more like that!

Paul Schwa said...

You've got my vote!

Anonymous said...

You've got my vote too! The gov't isn't authorized to do most of the stuff that it is doing and none of what it wants to do.

Aaron - the gunshow ammo guy

Fuzzy Curmudgeon said...

As stated on FB, I am sure you will be a wise and fair ruler.

OldTexan said...

Exactly what we need, a grown up capable of saying Nope!

NAVIGATOR said...

SUGGESTED PLATFORM PLANKS FOR YOUR
CAMPAIGN RESPECTFULLY SUBMITTED

MANDATORY FIREARMS SAFETY CLASSES FOR EVERYONE

MANDATORY RIFLE TEAMS IN THE SCHOOLS

NEIGHBORHOOD RIFLE & PISTOL CLUBS AND RANGES THAT ARE STATE SUPPORTED

PASS THE AMMO TAX CREDIT

ENHANCE THE NATIONAL BOARD FOR THE PROMOTION OF RIFLE PRACTICE

SEND THE BUREAU OF SPIRIT SMOKES & SPEARS (BSSS) TO THE NETHER REGIONS ALONG WITH DHS AND THE IRS WHERE IT BELONGS

ADOPT A MODIFIED ISRAELI / SWISS
UNIVERSAL NATIONAL SERVICE PLAN

MANDATORY MARKSMAN REQUIREMENT FOR ALL PUBLIC SERVANTS AS WELL AS A REQUIREMENT TO PASS A DETAILED HISTORY AND CIVICS EXAM
(NO MULTIPLE CHOICE ESSAY QUESTIONS ONLY NO MARKING ON A CURVE)

ADOPT THE NATIONAL CRITTER UNIVERSAL VETERINARY SUPPORT MEASURE AKA "PET-I- CARE"

CARVE THE IMAGES OF GROUCHO CHEEKO HARPO AND ZEPO AND GUMMO ON A MOUNTAIN SIDE NEAR THE CAPITOL AS OUR TRIBUTE TO MARXISM

HAIL HAIL FREEDONIA !

Fuzzy Curmudgeon said...

I can get on board with Navigator's programme.

You'll appoint Tam Secretary of Defense, of course...

Or maybe Secretary of State. My God, that would be refreshing.

Fuzzy Curmudgeon said...

Navigator, I'd recommend one small change, though -- the BATF should not be disbanded, but rather, should be converted from a regulatory agency to a nationwide string of convenience stores.

Jennifer said...

Works for me!

Anonymous said...

NAVIGATOR: Nope!

-Joat

RandyGC said...

I'd say Yep! to Nope!

Robin said...

I for one, welcome our New Penny Farthing Riding Overlords.

Anonymous said...

I'm in.

- Drifter

Roberta X said...

Oh, dear. A "Nope" regime would have nothing mandatory and very little that was "state supported," as this is nothing but a very fancy way to say "stolen at gunpoint."

I see I shall have to have my press secretary flogged. Again.

D.W. Drang said...

Depending on your press secretary, you might be able to finance the administration by holding the flogging on pay-for-view...

Roberta X said...

And now you're in the running for Secretary of the Treasury. :)

Blackwing1 said...

You libertarians! Always threatening to take over the government, and then LEAVE US ALONE!

NAVIGATOR said...

TAM FOR SECDEF YAY !!!!

rickn8or said...

Ah.

The administration's default position would be "nope" except for the occasional "hells nope."