Sunday, December 02, 2012

Robbery: You're Doing It Wrong

     Local headline: "Gunman wearing dress robs convenience store."  Left his sunglasses behind, too.  Fingerprints, anyone?

     One too many Batman movies?  The kind of "cunning plan" that comes from overuse of intoxicants?  Somebody needs a "WWRuPD?" bracelet!

     ETA: I've figured it out: he was hoping to be a compromise pick for Secretary of State!


Turk Turon said...

"What would RuPaul Do?"

Roberta X said...

Well, probably not hold up a convenience store.

Jake (formerly Riposte3) said...

Certainly not in a green dress.

I mean, everybody knows armed robbery calls for something in black with sequins, and a matching moneybag purse!

rickn8or said...

Jake, maybe YOU can pull it off, but I simply don't have the legs for it.