Thursday, December 27, 2012

Mood-Lifter: The Rook Of Bloviation

     Scraped off the fine-mesh screens in the spam filter, and so thus it is Writ:
     1:1 And he who sat on it had a bow; and a crown was given to him, and he went out conquering and to conquer.
     1:2.0 Why? In life we are held responsible for all of our decisions, and should not feel guilty any time we use it. The strategy of being contentious in good, old days - just like telecom is doing today - triggered looming litigation threats, which in turn, caused big tobacco companies' stock market value to plummet dramatically. 2.1 If I am near Tip, and hear the thunder, there is a split second in which I can catch her attention, and encourage her to make a different choice to go to the safety of her house? However, there are three common mistakes that people make that dramatically increase the probability of tape drive failure.
     1:3.0 The selection is limited for women's NFL jerseys, but the team's best players are normally available. Authentic sport jerseys can be found in many sports stores and online. 3.1a Season the meat with a bit of salt and pepper. The contradiction between public revelation and squalid furtiveness is unsettling.
     1:4.2 [disputed] Photographs do not really capture the detail that defines the work. The objects littered around it, unnoticed at first, invoke varying degrees of disgust on closer inspection. The information still holds upon Dream Kitchen: 1933.

      And you, dear reader, are you near Tip?  Have you heard the Thunder?  Fimbulwinter is upon us; time is limited!  Act now, keep your tape drives running and be sure to wear your team jersey to the Final Days.  We won't be undersold into eternal life!  
     This should not be construed as a slam on anyone's religious texts; indeed, it surprises me how much sense survives the ravages of time and shifting language in any of the worlds Holy Books.  This article notes the manner and rapidity in which some forms of low-grade commercial speech slide off into skitzy irrelevancy and pick up a very disjunct/midrash style and tone.


Ed Skinner said...

Amen, sister. Amen!

rickn8or said...

Final Days??

Now I don't know whether to hit those After-Christmas White Sales or not.