Went to bed at, like, 10 pm. Woke up about fifteen minutes ago. I needed that.
Culture mavens will be pleased (???) to know that Weird Al has already written and performed the song "Polka Face." Oh yeah. (The pun seems to be irresistible -- prefer the original, retracked as a polka? Okay.)
I suppose crawling back in bed and pulling the covers over my head won't help, will it?
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