There've been some ads like this one running on local TV, only slicker and even more so.
Is your kid mentally askew? Get him or her rewired, reprogrammed, fixed! Pound those square pegs into round holes -- you know they'll be happier once they've been trimmed to fit, they'll tell you they are.
Maybe it's just me but it all seems dreadfully like a Philip K. Dick future starring Earl Scheib. Repainting Room 101 for a new century!
Interesting links and comments here.
Perhaps they're miracle workers. It still scares the hell out of me.
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