Tuesday, November 16, 2010

When NYC Gets A Cold, Europe Sneezes

Which explains why Big Apple bedbugs are showin' up in Gay Paree.

Lookie here, globetrotters, I've got three letters for you: DDT.

If these suckers spread to the hinterlands, meth labs may have to make way for the surreptitious cookers of dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane. "Quick, Henry, the Flit!"

Try to remember the problem last time arose from indiscriminate use -- oh, so very.


Ritchie said...

So, was this Mickey Slim supposed to work anything like Tabasco on things that bite you? Exploding mosquitos (the insect) come to mind.

Roberta X said...

Darned if I know. It seems goofy.

Roberta X said...

Also, "Exploding Mosquitoes" would be a great name for a band. Or maybe even a blog.

Ancient Woodsman said...


You ain't that old, young lady.

Sure do miss Chlordane, malathion & methoxychlor, though. Then they took away my Dursban, diazinon...next will be the new branch of APHIS armed like SWAT telling me I can't even squish the little buggers.