Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Large Hadron Collider Still Fails To Destroy Earth

We're all not DOOMED! DOOOOOMED!

...It's a been a good few days for doom. Or, in this case, imaginary doom averted, as the LHC stubbornly refuses to spit out microscopic black holes or even jawbreaker-size ones, let alone Xerum-525.

Wotta let down. All it does is science.

;)

8 comments:

Linoge said...

Is it bad to be disappointed by this news? ;)

JB Miller said...

Laugh while you can!

ViolentIndifference said...

James P Hogan, Thrice Upon a Time. Black hole on the loose.

Anonymous said...

The copy of the album they put together showed up the other day. It is pretty good, regardless of their being scientists first and curtains musicians second. Mind you both are questions of imagination.

Jim

Old Grouch said...

Bookmark these, just in case you need to check:

www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/

Backup here:
hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/

Josh Kruschke said...

Old Grouch-

How do I know those web sites are accurate?




W.V. vioniont - I might be one for asking that question.

og said...

lol.

The law of unintended consequences demands that the Hadron collider do something that will make the end of the world seem like a good idea by comparison. Myself, I cannot WAIT.

SpeakerTweaker said...

Wotta let down. All it does is science.

HA!



tweaker