Monday, June 01, 2009

The Five Most Embarassing Songs On My iPod

...I don't own an iPod....

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Seconded.

Jeffro said...

And not likely to buy one.

Joe Huffman said...

My iPod is empty and hasn't been turned on in a year or more. My Zune has a few songs on it but mostly it's books. None of the songs are embarassing, but some of the books might be considered a little odd...

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

For folks like us, they mean, "What are the five most embarassing Victrola cylinders you own."

Like 'Yes We Have No Bananas'

Fuzzy Curmudgeon said...

No iPod here, either.

Aaron said...

Closest I have to an iPod is a cell phone with an unused capability to store and play MP3s.

And Jovian, I own no Victrola cylinders!

Some other neglected media, yes, but none of those.

BobG said...

I have a little ZEN Stone Plus, but I only use it when working out at the gym.

Wayne Conrad said...

What is this "eye pod?"

If I had an iPod, the most embarassing song on it would be Little Bunny Foo Foo by the Moldy Peaches. It's pure garage. Amateur. I-know-three-chords-and-I-can-play. But the singer and the band seem so completely sure of themselves, totally enthusiastic and unaware of their amateur status. It's charming. But I hate getting caught listening to it. I am so not 15, and even when I was I wouldn't have admitted to liking it.

Mike W. said...

Yup, Same here and I don't plan on it.

On the rare occasion I need to listen to music somewhere other than the car or house I'll just use an old CD Player or those really odd things called Minidiscs.

Assrot said...

I don't own an iPod either and I'd like to smack the dogshit out of everyone that walks around wearing them damn earbuds and texting while they are supposedly trying to have a conversation with you.

Joe

Tam said...

Without an iPod, how does one mow the lawn?

Assrot said...

I sit in the air-conditioned house and watch the wife mow the lawn. She's perfectly happy doing it once I bought her an iPod and a riding mower.

I also pay her $100 a month that I used to pay to the kid that only showed up when he took a notion and did a half ass job when he did show up.

:-)

Joe