Looking for news I have not commented upon, I checked all the Usual Subspecks: local TV stations, CNN, MSNBCDHIATENSOR... Hold on! Somebody mailed a kitten! Or tried to. Kitty is okay.
--If that's the news, I'm goin' back to bed. Wake me up if there are any new developments in Iran. And stop putting kittens in mailboxes!
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