Looking for news I have not commented upon, I checked all the Usual Subspecks: local TV stations, CNN, MSNBCDHIATENSOR... Hold on! Somebody mailed a kitten! Or tried to. Kitty is okay.
--If that's the news, I'm goin' back to bed. Wake me up if there are any new developments in Iran. And stop putting kittens in mailboxes!
CHICAGO RAILROAD FAIR, 1948
21 hours ago