Friday, May 30, 2008

In The News

...Actually heard a broadcast report saying, "Four-armed men held up a bank locally..."

1. Pacing: it is important when speaking. Got a real nice language here, please try t'not mess it up. (Ummm, I might not be th'best of examples in this regard).

2. Look, more than one guy with twice the usual number of arms comes into the bank an' asks to withdraw what's not theirs, I'd be kinda fretful. It seems like more might be afoot than mere asymmetrical entrepreneurial endeavors. Just sayin'.

1 comment:

Turk Turon said...

Four-armed men, eh?

How many of them were there?

Should be lots of fingerprints. See what the boys down in the crime lab can come up with.