Friday, February 08, 2013

Can't Make It Up

     Someone just hit my blog searching for "How to make a Cheese Raygun." 

     Lookit, I was semi-okay with nerve gas and thermonuclear bombs, but the Cheese Raygun is simply unthinkable.  Stop now, I implore you, before you unleash such a horror on an unsuspecting world.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

In return for sparing your pizzas, omelettes, and enchiladas, you shall deliver to me the sum of ...

One million dollars!

Keads said...

Oh, that has already been invented. It's called spray cheese =). Or easy cheese. YMMV.

Bubblehead Les. said...
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Bubblehead Les. said...

Just be glad they haven't come up with Bacon Bullets.

But after hitting the Waffle House, I know where one can get a "Good Deal" on Bacon Knives!

akornzombie said...

But now that you've gone and begged me not to, now I have to!

NAVIGATOR said...

ANCHOVY PASTE ANYONE ?

Anonymous said...

Sounds like Pinky and the Brain escaped from the lab again.

Mike

Chalkie said...

This Cheese Raygun has me concerned. We've already lost Terre Haute to the Cheese Mold Bomb, how many more towns must we lose before confronting this dairy menace?

Able said...

So they searched and found you? Yes?

So where are the damn plans?!?

I had my heart set on building one when I read that! (a nice little semi-automatic Wenslydale for CCW, a Cheddar for plinking and an 'evil' assault Stilton for when the golden herd attack).

So disappointed!

BobG said...

Actually, a Cheese-ray Gun would be more interesting than a Cheese Ray-gun. Imagine the possibilities!

Roberta X said...

Kinda liking Able's take on it -- I need an AR-15 with a Stilton-hued finish.

OTOH, the cheese-ray is diabolical! (Does it make movies and TV cheesier?)