Saturday, April 07, 2012

Fans Of Rupert For Governor

Yes, reality star Rupert Bonham is running for Governor of Indiana on the Libertarian ticket. Can't stand Mitch and don't like the next GOP guy in line* for his job? Loathe the Dems? Rupert's your man!

Even the People's Daily Star's reliably philosophically-bedwetting liberal Matthew Tully has been charmed by the tie-dyed, shaggy political newcomer.

What the heck -- I'll vote for him. Especially considering the other options.
* Mike Pence, more traditionally conservative than the incumbent, especially on social issues. Not a wicked fellow but not my first choice.


NotClauswitz said...

He was the Best Survivor ever, and as a Pirate stole everybody's shoes without a blink. Great gravel-voice too!

Fuzzy Curmudgeon said...

Anybody Tully likes, I automatically reject.

He likes Lugar, too.

Anonymous said...

To Boldy Go Where No Peep Has Gone Before.........Happy Easter

Bubblehead Les. said...

Hey, if Jesse Ventura, Sonny Bono, and Al Franken can get get Gooberment Paychecks, why not Rupert? Considering the quality of the "Professional Politicians" out there, he can't be any worse!

Jerry said...

Just one more politician, that can't keep his pants on.

LeeAnn said...

I remember saying back when his season of "Survivor" was on that I'd vote for him anytime, for anything.
Wish I lived where I could.