Tomorrow is a very special day. Divil take me parrot if ye slacker whelps ignore the day. Rue it ye may, but ignore it ye shall not!
...Now, will somebody help me get these smoldering slowmatches out of my hair...? Yes, that one, stuck under a bobby pi- Ow! Yow ow ow. Careful! Mind the Oldsmobile on that side!
T. R. MCELROY'S STREAMLINED TELEGRAPH KEYS
9 months ago