Tomorrow is a very special day. Divil take me parrot if ye slacker whelps ignore the day. Rue it ye may, but ignore it ye shall not!
...Now, will somebody help me get these smoldering slowmatches out of my hair...? Yes, that one, stuck under a bobby pi- Ow! Yow ow ow. Careful! Mind the Oldsmobile on that side!
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3 days ago
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All I have to say is, The only avatar image I've used in the last 5 years is a Jolly Roger wearing a cowboy hat. :)
Dat'll blow the barnacles off yer bottom, lassy!
Arr!
When my nephew first started talking, the first thing auntie taught him was what a pirate says, which, is of course "ARRR!" Can't believe it's talk like a pirate day again already.
Ye be a fine lass for honoring the day. My scurvy dog of a son thinks I've gone off the deep end, but it's him that'll walk the plank, 'les he mends his ways!
Arrr, it be time to alter course! To the braces, ye lubbers! Heave, there!
Batten down the starboard mizzenmast!
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