...Then this guy probably just got off a long shift at the home-improvement store. Got any talcum powder?
If you didn't get here from Tam's, here's where to begin. Warning: earworm ahead!
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T. R. MCELROY'S STREAMLINED TELEGRAPH KEYS
4 months ago