But please, use sunblock.
Over Ohio way, there's a little church with a big project: protesting at a strip club, for the moral betterment of us all.
Thing is, the strippers are protesting right back. Yep, out there in front of the church in, well, attire suited to hot weather, waving signs and grillin' burgers. ("I said, 'Don't look, Ethel," but it was already too late.")
All the local lawmen (and prosecutor) will say to reporters is, "We're aware of the situation." --And possibly poppin' popcorn; looks like a great big happy First Amendment time for all.
Live and let live -- annoy, and get annoyed back.
(Via Confessions Of A Street Pharmacist)
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