Monday, August 16, 2010

Punday?

With no disrespect meant-- Say you're a female who is in a religious order, and you spend all day, every day pondering the nature of the Deity. Can you, in good conscience, list your profession on a 1040 tax form as "Nun of the Above?"
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7 comments:

Peter said...

That's like a pastry chef claiming to be holy . . . on the grounds of his pie-ty!

;-)

August 16, 2010 at 11:44 PM
fboness said...

God is gonna getcha. You watch He doesn't do something like drop a tree on your house.

August 17, 2010 at 4:52 AM
og said...

If god was gonna get you for nun jokes, I'd be hit by lightning about thirty times a day.

As someone who spent twelve years in the company of nuns, I can assure you that every joke that can be made, has been made; some of the worst ones by the nuns themselves.

August 17, 2010 at 7:42 AM
fboness said...

The worst nun joke I know:

Mother Superior gathered the nuns together and made a solemn announcement, "We have a case of chlamydia in the convent."

An old nun in the back said, "Oh, thenk God! I am so tired of chardonnay."

August 17, 2010 at 8:42 AM
Joanna said...

The real question: Is it okay to date a nun?

Answer: Yes, as long as you don't get into the habit.

/rimshot

August 17, 2010 at 10:21 AM
Drang said...

Wouldn't that be Sister Mary Celestron?

August 17, 2010 at 8:09 PM
Ed Skinner said...

Good one!

August 18, 2010 at 11:00 AM

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