Monday, August 16, 2010

Punday?

With no disrespect meant-- Say you're a female who is in a religious order, and you spend all day, every day pondering the nature of the Deity. Can you, in good conscience, list your profession on a 1040 tax form as "Nun of the Above?"

8 comments:

Peter said...

That's like a pastry chef claiming to be holy . . . on the grounds of his pie-ty!

;-)

fboness said...

God is gonna getcha. You watch He doesn't do something like drop a tree on your house.

og said...

If god was gonna get you for nun jokes, I'd be hit by lightning about thirty times a day.

As someone who spent twelve years in the company of nuns, I can assure you that every joke that can be made, has been made; some of the worst ones by the nuns themselves.

Nathan said...

Ouch.

fboness said...

The worst nun joke I know:

Mother Superior gathered the nuns together and made a solemn announcement, "We have a case of chlamydia in the convent."

An old nun in the back said, "Oh, thenk God! I am so tired of chardonnay."

Joanna said...

The real question: Is it okay to date a nun?

Answer: Yes, as long as you don't get into the habit.

/rimshot

D.W. Drang said...

Wouldn't that be Sister Mary Celestron?

Ed Skinner said...

Good one!