Thursday, August 05, 2010

Rat Wrangler

If you had asked me before I'd seen the website, I would have told you a Rat Wrangler was exactly what congress needs; it turns out, however, that their charges are considerably nicer and more cuddly than anyone representin' or senatizing in the Capitol.

I'd swap having to make sure they didn't gnaw holes in the baseboards for the present level of graft, earmarks and featherbedding -- how about you?

2 comments:

Nathan said...

Nah. I'd rather see them all swing from lamposts along Pennsylvania Avenue.

Cliff Smith said...

Rats are really nice pets. Keep their cage clean, make sure they have food and water, and handle them regularly. Just make sure to separate the boys and the girls. Because they breed like, Well Rats.