They're not the Doublemint Twins* but they might as well be; and they'll be a-racin' in NASCAR.
Okay, I get that there's a certain light in which NASCAR has come to mean deliberate, big fun, in-your-face shark jumping, an enjoyable way to spend the day while puttin' a thumb in the eye of effete snobs everywhere...but this seems a bit much even so.
They better know how to shred fenders without pilin' up a passel of cars, that's for sure.
* Originally Hoosiers. In your face, other states!
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