"E" for effort?
A Danville, IN teenager arrested for battery made a break for freedom en route to his first appearance before a judge, over a railing to thud onto the terrazzo three floors down. While handcuffed. And in leg irons.
Now he's in critical condition at Methodist Hospital in Indianapolis -- and still faces arraignment.
Not quite a Darwin Award. Obviously working on it.
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