Seven seconds for the gays. Hetero men are more like 2.5 seconds. If women could read our minds, they'd never stop slapping us. Ever. In fact, women would invent machines to slap us continuously.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MAN.
That's so fantastic.
Even more hilarious is that my random word authentication for this post is "herboddi". No joke.
They oughta issue that in Afghanistan. The Taliban would have a collective embolism and we'd have peace.
My anti-spyware really, really hates that website, BYW...
Well, shoot!
The coolest thing I got at my last gun show was a waterproof Pelican box for my crackberry.
Seven seconds for the gays. Hetero men are more like 2.5 seconds. If women could read our minds, they'd never stop slapping us. Ever. In fact, women would invent machines to slap us continuously.
Heh.
Neat idea...be fun to wear and watch the double-takes.
Call me old fashioned, but I still prefer the old pornoflage pattern the Brits developed.
http://www.psyche.co.uk/man-145/sweatshirts-153/money-pornoflage-hooded-sweat-485495.htm
Awesome! Just PO'd I didn't think of it.
I so gotta get licensed with these guys...
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