Thanksgiving

Y'know what I'm thankful for? I'm thankful for one civil holiday that's a magic mirror. Thanksgiving gives you what you bring to it.

If you're a beneficent or altruistic type, you're in!

If you're all about hearth and home and family? Got it!

If you wanna snark about the horrific political incorrectness of it all, man, this day is tailor-made! (Sheesh).

If you would rather look at the real economics of what happened, got ya covered!

And if you were looking to execute a dizzyingly-apt bit of pseudohistorical surrealism? There ya go!